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Meet The nPhaze Boys |
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Click on them to find out more about each nPhaze Boy. |
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Ben (aka BPSK) |
Full Name: Ben Graf
Born: August 14, 1979
Astrological Sign: Positive
Nickname: BPSK
Pet: Bibo, the yellow bear (our mascot)
Hobbies: sports, theater, music, computer games, Fourier analysis
Favorite Old Elec Guy: Jean-Baptiste-Joseph Fourier
Favorite Sport: Football
Favorite Pro Team: Dallas Cowboys
Favorite Team in a Lesser Sport: San Antonio Spurs
His Ideal Lady: My girl should be stable as well as beautiful. Our love should be recursive or it can't grow exponentially, and it has to have Infinite Impulse Response.
Goals: To sing, sing, sing some more, and find true love along the way.
(Click EMAIL to email BPSK. If you're under 18, you must ask your Mom or Dad if you can email BPSK.)
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Ray (aka DFT hardcore) |
Full Name: Ray Wagner
Born: March 20, 1979
Astrological Sign: pi/4
Nickname: DFT hardcore
Pets: da hoochies
Super Power: serious mojo
Hobbies: layin' down the grooves; romancin' the ladies; partyin' like there's no tomorrow; Linear Time-Invariant Systems; accumulating RUPD tickets
Favorite Quote: "Do you feel lucky, punk?"
His Ideal Lady: "She's gotta have style, aight? I mean, any chick can sit there and look hot. But a chick that can design nth order Butterworth filters? Damn, that's sexy."
Goals: Going global and spreading that good elec lovin' to the ladies of the world; discovering magnetic monopoles
(Click EMAIL to email DFT hardcore. If you're under 18, email DFT hardcore anyway. Fight the man, man.)
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RichB (aka MasterB) |
Full Name: Richard Baraniuk
Born: January 1965
Astrological Sign: "Welcome to Canada"
Hobbies: Blues, Jazz, signal "impersonations"
Favorite Quote: "Eh?"
Favorite Quote #2: "It's a bit tricky, eh?"
Ideal Girl: "If my girlfriend is alive -> I'm happy; I am not happy -> My girlfriend is not alive"
Goals: To teach luv and signal processing
Super Powers: Massive deforestation
(Click EMAIL to email MasterB. If you're under 18, you must ask your Mom or Dad if you can email MasterB.)
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Mike (aka HD Abs) |
Full Name: Michael Victory
Born: December 2, 1978
Astrological Sign: Orion
Nickname: HD Abs
Pets: a yellow bear named Bibo
Hobbies: music, tennis, signal processing, eating glass
Favorite Quote: "Excess ain't rebellion."
Favorite Food: a milkshake for two
His Ideal Lady: "I like a girl with class. You know what I mean, she would choose TC over IHOP anyday. She should also be straightforward about how she feels. Positive feedback is way better than a controlled output."
Goals: To reach out to all my fans. I love you guys!
(Click EMAIL to email HD Abs. If you're under 18, you must ask your Mom or Dad if you can email HD Abs.)
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Seth (aka ZeroFreq) |
Full Name: SethE
Born: May 5, 1979
Astrological Sign: Omega
Nickname: ZeroFreq
Pets: Want to be my pet?
Hobbies: cracking, hacking, phreaking, raving, pimping and musical theatre
Favorite Quote: "I'm all that and a bag of chips."
Favorite ELEC Equation: "Is there any question? It's Ohm's Law, baby. Three equations in one."
Favorite Hair Color: Blue
His Ideal Lady: "Real yet complex. Wild, rebellious, and convoluted. Basically irresistible."
Goals: World domination through my pimpin' love and mad l33t skillz.
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